Favorite Website: www.fark.com
In a previous life: I didn't save enough money to not work in this one.
My cell phone number: Get it from your mom.
Sexiest woman alive: I'll let you know when i find her.
Idea of the perfect day off: Barbeque & beer with friends.
Define happiness: Red Sox & Cowboys world champs in the same year!
Last Dumb Thing You Did: Her name was Sally. She couldn't talk.
What's the biggest mistake you ever made?: Believing that I can't Believe It's Not Butter tastes like butter!
Favorite rarley used word: Isthmus
Push or pull: Yes, please.
Why did you decide to move to Western Mass: Angry people with pitch forks ran me out of my last town.
Boxers or Briefs: Nope.
Favorite recreational drug: Recreational drugs are for amateurs.
Pat's Top 5's
Top 5 Bands
1. Aerosmith
2. Jackson Browne
3. The Who
4. Black Crowes
5. John coltrane
Best Concerts
1. Jackson Browne - Foxwoods 2004
2. Yes - New Haven Coliseum 1987
3. David Bowie - Foxboro 1987
4. Black Crowes - Radio City Music Hall 1993
5. Motley Crue - Springfield Civic Center 1987
Top 5 Foods
1. My mom's shrimp, bay scallop, and clam marinara sauce...I ask for it every year on my birthday.
2. Lobster
3. Stuffed Shrimp
4. Pizza
5. Peanut Butter and Jelly on Ritz crackers
Top 5 Movies
1. Scarface
2. Shawshank Redemption
3. Big Fish
4. Charlie and the Choclate Factory (the original, with Gene Wilder)
5. Rocky I & II
Pat Kelly out with his new best friends from the Cub Scouts, Pack 272!
